1st RULE: You do not talk about PUB CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PUB CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the night is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a carry a round.
5th RULE: One round at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Drinking will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at PUB CLUB, you HAVE to drink.
9th RULE: No smoking.
Hope to see you next Tuesday then...
